Monday, August 16, 2010

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. 

It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — God damn it, you’ve got to be kind. Kurt Vonnegut, from "God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater"
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I'm pretty sure I'm just talking to myself here, perhaps a mirror, or even an evil doppelganger, because no one else seems to be coming 'round here no more...

Just in case, if any of my bright, shiny STUDENTS are listening, leave me a comment or send me an email. Cheer up an old man, and get 100 points extra credit. That's right, 100 points free and clear, for only a little teeny, tiny email or comment!

This offer expires Friday, August 20th, 2010, so act now. 

Free shipping and handling!

Our lines are open, so respond quickly. 

The first 50 callers (emailers/commenters) get a free cookie with each response!

Act Now! (This means you!)

JG

Sunday, August 08, 2010


by The Associated Press - posted on NPR online

A federal judge on Thursday reinstated Endangered Species Act protections for wolves...saying the government made a political decision in removing the protections..

The decision puts a halt to wolf hunts in Montana and Idaho planned for this fall. Montana wildlife regulators last month set the wolf-hunt quota at 186, more than doubling last year's number, with the aim of reducing the state's wolf population.

Gray wolves were listed as endangered in 1974, but following a reintroduction program in the mid-1990s, there are now more than 1,700 in the Northern Rockies.

 

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Welcome to our new students, and welcome back to the old ones! 

It's time to put aside the joys of Summer, and get back to work and the more sublime pleasures of school. If you've found this page, then you've probably already visited our class home page at http://www.nakedscience.org/mrg. As we discussed in class, please visit this blog every now and then for interesting and thought provoking articles, videos, and audio clips, as well as some blather from yours truly. To get some extra credit, include your name in a comment on the various postings, or send me an email at jgiacobbe_southpointe@cox.net

Good Luck in Block I!
Requiem in pace et amor
We lost a longtime friend this weekend. Brisco County, Jr., our faithful companion of 10 years, passed away, and crossed the Rainbow Bridge. He brought us great joy and companionship through the years, and we can only hope we offered him the same. 
He traveled with us across the mountains, to the sea, and back again, always vigilant, always watchful, always ready to play and run like the wind. We can never fill the whole his passing has left in our lives, yet we will only tolerate wonderful., loving memories of our short time together. He was brave and stoic until the end, of course...
Goodbye old friend, and I'll see you on the other side...

 

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Eighteen states and the District of Columbia advanced to the second round of a national competition for federal financing to support education reform.

Eighteen states and the District of Columbia were named as finalists on Tuesday in the second round of a national competition for $3.4 billion in federal financing to support an overhaul of education policies.

The much-anticipated decision by the federal Education Department eliminated almost half of the 35 states that entered the competition, called Race to the Top.

The finalists are Arizona, California, Colorado, the District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and South Carolina.

Many States Adopt National Standards for Their Schools

Less than two months after the nation’s governors and state school chiefs released their final recommendations for national education standards, 27 states have adopted them and about a dozen more are expected to do so in the next two weeks.

Their support has surprised many in education circles, given states’ long tradition of insisting on retaining local control over curriculum. The quick adoption of common standards for what students should learn in English and math each year from kindergarten through high school is attributable in part to the Obama administration’s Race to the Top competition. States that adopt the standards by Aug. 2 win points in the competition for a share of the $3.4 billion to be awarded in September. 

for the rest of the article, click here 

 

Come on Arizona, lets get with the program dudes! It's race to the top, not a political partisan driven race to mediocrity. We have so much good raw material here, and if we really want a bright future for the state, it's going to be due to having a well educated, highly skilled young workforce. 

 

Dear Arizona Legislature and Honorable Governor, lets have a race to the top, instead of spending so much energy racing and chasing after ghosts and fictional enemies of the state.

jg

 

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Arizona regents panel rejects change to scholarships

An Arizona Board of Regents committee on Thursday rejected another proposal by the three state universities to change a popular college scholarship program for high achievers.
The AIMS scholarships pay tuition and fees at the state's three public universities for high school students who perform well on the standardized Arizona's Instrument to Measure Standards test.
But the scholarships are costing too much and the universities want more discretion to funnel some of the money toward need-based scholarships. The award is a scholarship that equals the cost of tuition, renewable for up to four years.
An estimated 8,394 students received the AIMS scholarship in the 2009-10 school year, or about 8 percent of undergraduate students at Arizona State University, the University of Arizona and Northern Arizona University.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Don't worry, about a thing, cause every little thing, gonna be all right...

from CNN.com...


Is the world ready for good news?

"Someone has written, in presenting the conference, that good news is a species that is becoming extinct. If you look at any newspaper ... we are bombarded by bad news," he said as attendees chatted at a welcome party at Keble College on Monday. "But if you dig, if you look under the surface and search, you will find a lot of new technology, new science, new art, new ways of thinking, politically, socially, philosophically that may give you, when you string them all together, a more optimistic view of the future."

This article is about the third global TEDGlobal 2010, conference in Oxford., UK.

It includes everything from artists (like singer Annie Lennox) to tech guru's (like Steve jobs) to actual geniuses like Richard Dawkins and Stephen Fry.  How exciting! Oh, what wonderful times we live in!

Friday, June 25, 2010

What the hell is wrong with Texas these days?

These guys used to have a really top notch education system, but it appears as if they are descending into the abyss of mediocrity, heck, maybe even inadequacy. Such a shame.....

Court Rules Against Creationism Degree
nsta.org | June 23, 2010
A federal judge has thrown out a lawsuit by a creationism think tank and school that attempted to force the state of Texas to allow it to offer a master's degrees in science education.…

Sunday, June 20, 2010

What is the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything!




MORE AT ATHEISTNATION.NET

Today in Science History

On June 19 in 1623, mathematician-physicist Blaise Pascal is born in Clermont-Ferrand, France. Pascal was a child prodigy, but was denied access to mathematics books by his mathematician father, who wanted the boy to learn history first. However, legend has it that after he was told that geometry was the study of shapes and forms, he independently discovered (without books or training) the first 32 theorems of Euclid, in the correct order. His dumbfounded father then allowed him to study mathematics.
—from The Illustrated Almanac of Science, Technology, and Invention

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Today in Science History

On June 15 in 763 B.C., the first eclipse in recorded history is seen over Nineveh, Assyria.
—from The Illustrated Almanac of Science, Technology, and Invention

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Will Truth Win Out Over Prejudice & Political Posturing?

Stats contradict immigration rhetoric on crime

From the Phoenix Business Journal - by Mike Sunnucks

Gov. Jan Brewer, State Sen. Russell Pearce, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio and others supporting the state’s new immigration law say it is needed to stem waves of crime. However, new reports show crime is on the decline.

Arizona is main conduit into the U.S. for Mexican cartels and smuggling rings and Phoenix is a hotbed for human smuggling related kidnapping, they say. “We’re out here on the battlefield of illegal immigration and all the crime that comes with it,” Brewer said on Fox News last month. Brewer referred to the situation as “the terror which our citizens live in day and day out along the border.” Arpaio and Pearce have made similar comments on CNN and other national news outlets.

However, the article goes on to say...

Crime in the Valley and Arizona is on the decrease, according to recent statistics.

The city of Phoenix reported 131,052 crimes in 2004. That number fell to 109,784 in 2008 and 90,024 in 2009, according to the Phoenix Police Department. Phoenix had 9,679 drug crimes last year compared to 10,741 in 2004.

Statewide, the Arizona Department of Public Safety said there were 255,133 serious crimes in Arizona in 2009. That is down 12 percent from 2008. DPS reported 341,101 serious crimes in 2002 and 291,380 in 2001.

“Statistically...the overall crime rate is lower now than it has been in recent years, however the level of attention being paid to a number of recent pieces of legislation, periodic crime sweeps conducted by the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department, and incidents of violence along Arizona’s border with Mexico only increases the national and international perception that Arizona is not open for business,” Rickert said.

GPEC, Thunderbird and some other business and community leaders want to launch efforts to combat such negative images propelled by the law.

Cabrera said Brewer and others are creating an “apocalyptic view” of Arizona that will discourage students from studying here, tourism and high-wage job growth. “That’s not helpful,” Cabrera said.
PHOENIX CRIME

Year        Murders        Violent crimes        Drug crimes        Total crimes

2003       254                 9,816                         8,975                     122,047
2004      238                10,503                        10,741                   131,502
2005      238                10,782                        10,114                   121,636
2006      253                11,240                         9,856                     117,446
2007     244                 11,125                         9,928                     117,872
2008     196                10,864                          9,145                     109,784
2009    139                 9,282                            9,679                     90,024


Source: Phoenix Police Department

Sunday, June 06, 2010

Nation Undecided On Whether It Hates Celtics Or Lakers More - from The Onion

WASHINGTON—The NBA Finals have thrown the nation's basketball fans into a state of angry confusion this week, as the bitter debate over whether they despise the Celtics or Lakers more rages on. "Kobe is such an egotistical prick that it's really easy to detest the Lakers, especially with that clenched-jaw face he makes, but come on—you have to hate the Celtics because the Big Three are so much more fucking annoying," said Jeff Connor, a St. Louis native. "I'll admit that I can't stand Pau Gasol, just because the guy rubs me the wrong way, maybe due to his disgusting greasy hair. Phil Jackson is a pretty huge asshole with all that loud whistling he does, but Rondo is the most irritating little shit, and I loathe that fat sweaty hog Glen Davis. Ray Allen is actually okay. That dick Kevin Garnett, though, is a chest-pounding idiot." After much discussion, a consensus appears to be near, as Americans are agreeing to hate the Lakers and Celtics equally
Think you of the fact that a deaf person cannot hear. Then, what deafness may we not all possess? What senses do we lack that we cannot see and cannot hear another world all around us? (Orange Catholic Bible)

Saturday, June 05, 2010

Ant Colony Comes To Halt After Death Of Popular Worker (from The Onion)

OLD BRIDGE, NJ—The transportation of nourishing bread crumbs came to an abrupt halt Thursday morning when ant colony 000082567KLN00067X collectively paused to remember the life of veteran worker FL77542PM4. Workers HJ997462M and IK002620FC secreted primer pheromones to signal the start of the solemn moment, and Queen XHB004-65B memorialized the event by releasing a scent trail from her engorged abdomen. Known throughout the superorganism for being in constant locomotion, FL77542PM4 had been a member of the colony since he first emerged from his pupal casing, and was considered an expert at nest construction. The service ended when fellow workers marched over his body, tore apart his thorax, and began feeding their fallen compatriot to their young

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Why create life in a lab?

Well, because we can! Of course that's not the only reason. All good science proceeds through the " What is that?," to the "How does that work?," to the "Can I take that apart?," to the "Can I put it back together?", and finally, to the "Can I make it better?" stages. We always have the "how this will make human lives better" idea in the back of our minds, but in the front, it's just the desire to boldly go where no one has gone before idea.

On top of that, the new species they created has the names of its creators, and a web page, all encoded in its DNA! Frakin' Amazing! Hey, can I take that apart to get the web page address?

Monday, May 31, 2010

(from The Onion)

NEW YORK—An extremely clever and creative new thing will amuse the world for two and a half weeks in June, become passé by mid-September, and wind up as a trite and infuriating cliché by Christmas, sources said Monday. "Positive reviews on Boing Boing will signal the brief 'happy' phase of this exciting new thing's existence, about 11 weeks prior to the first backlash," said Wired magazine senior writer Stephen Levy. "I look forward to watching America fall in love with, make YouTube parodies of, sour on, forget about, and groan legitimately when hackneyed late-night talk show references are made to the thing." Levy estimated that the thing's creator will earn $400,000 from licensing its image for use on T-shirts that will all be donated to Goodwill by next spring.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

This Day in Science History

On May 29 in 1898, Alfred Nobel's heirs sign a "reconciliation agreement," indicating their approval of final plans by lawyers and accountants to execute his will. The will created the Nobel Prizes, but for the 18 months following his death, it created only hassles and bitterness.
—from The Illustrated Almanac of Science, Technology, and Invention

Friday, May 21, 2010

Texas board adopts right-wing curriculum

Thanks Texas, you've given the country yet another gift! 

First it was George W, now it's ignorance, partisanship to the point of stupidity, and a smashing down of the wall between church and state. The Founding Fathers would be so proud! I'm sure Jefferson, Washington, Adams, Hamilton and Jay are rejoicing at the Texas school boards coup de grâce to rational thinking, accurate reporting of historical facts, and non-partisan intervention into our childrens' education. 

Oh, but wait, they're probably not allowed to be taught about in Texas schools now, so no one will know!

Dudes, I'm in Arizona, and I think you guys are whacked. Arizona babies, that's right, you're making us look enlightened! Thanks again, double bonus! Well, at least we don't have to worry about all those kids from Texas competing for jobs with the reality-based world. I mean, who will hire them, knowing how little they know. Sorry kids, but hey, Texas is a big state, maybe you can get a job helping George W clear brush?

OK, I know I'm being flippant and churlish about a serious issue, but I'm just pissed off, and I really feel for the majority of Texans who are good, intelligent people. Every Texan I've ever met is a fine American, but guys, come on, vote with your minds, not your hymn book. 

Also, Gov. Perry, I know you come from a very political world which dictates and parses your every move, but please, reconsider your choices for next years school board. This is the future you're playing with. America's competitive ability to advance in the world, not just some left verses right political checkers match. Do the right thing, man! Have some stones to say no to the extremists in your party. Is this the party of Lincoln?


Board Democrats accused the Republicans of a “cut-and-paste” job on the standards that included a flurry of late amendments undoing much of the work of teachers and academics who were appointed to review teams to draft the curriculum requirements last year. 

“Here we are trying to approve standards for our children that will be used for years and we are being asked to approve all these last-minute cut-and-paste proposals,” said Mary Helen Berlanga, D-Corpus Christi.“I don’t think any teacher would accept work like this,” she said. “They would have thrown this paper in the trash. We’ve done an injustice to the children of this state.” 

Board member Mavis Knight, D-Dallas, called the proposal a “travesty.”“The board has made these standards political and had little academic discussion about what students need to learn,” she said. “I am ashamed of what we have done to the students and teachers of this state.”

Another statement from the extreme right wing-nuts on the board:

Board member Cynthia Dunbar, R-Richmond, another social conservative, opened Friday’s board meeting with an invocation that referred to the U.S. and its history as a “Christian land governed by Christian principles.”“I believe no one can read the history of our country without realizing that the Good Book and the spirit of the Savior have from the beginning been our guiding geniuses,” she said. 

Again, respect to whatever savior you may choose to believe in (I read the same books you do), but your personal religious views have no place in the design of educational curriculum. The Christian Taliban has struck again, it seems.

Finally, from Salon: Educators have blasted the proposed curriculum for politicizing education. Teachers also have said the document is too long and will force students to memorize lists of names rather than thinking critically. (emphasis added)

I guess that's what they were shooting for, after all... 

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Today in Science History

On May 20 in 1747, British ship's surgeon James Lind begins an experiment on HMS Salisbury in which he strictly controlled the diets of 12 sailors with scurvy; those receiving lemons and oranges showed "sudden and visible good effects." The study is now a classic; it produced a cure for the disease that had killed millions, led to reforms in naval health practices, and shaped the fates of nations.
—from The Illustrated Almanac of Science, Technology, and Invention

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Today in Science History


On May 16 in 1988, Surgeon General C. Everett Koop declares that nicotine is addictive in ways similar to heroin and cocaine.
—from The Illustrated Almanac of Science, Technology, and Invention

Sunday, May 09, 2010

Today in Science History

On May 9 in 1794, mathematician-physicist Joseph-Louis Lagrange laments over the previous day's guillotining of Antoine Lavoisier, one of history's greatest chemists: "Only a moment to cut off that head, and a hundred years may not give us another like it." Lavoisier fell victim to the Reign of Terror in France at age 51.
—from The Illustrated Almanac of Science, Technology, and Invention

Saturday, May 01, 2010

Say hi to our newest member of the family, Merlin...

Monday, April 26, 2010

Hawking: Aliens exist, but interaction would be risky

British astrophysicist Stephen Hawking says aliens are out there, but it could be too dangerous for humans to interact with extraterrestrial life.

Hawking claims in a new documentary that intelligent alien lifeforms almost certainly exist, but warns that communicating with them could be "too risky."

The 68-year-old scientist says a visit by extraterrestrials to Earth would be like Christopher Columbus arriving in the Americas, "which didn't turn out very well for the Native Americans."

He speculates most extraterrestrial life will be similar to microbes, or small animals - but adds advanced lifeforms may be "nomads, looking to conquer and colonize."

The Discovery Channel said Sunday it will broadcast "Stephen Hawking's Universe" in Britain next month.
Midterms Have Been Conquered!

Well, you've survived Midterms (well, most of you did, anyway) so you're probably saying either Invictus maneo!  (I remain unconquered!) or Nescio quid dicas (I don’t know what you’re talking about).

Either way, the first half is done, and you only have four more weeks to go! Remember, to win a race, you need to give your best at the end, not slow down and cruise to the finish line. Besides, you really don't want to have to see me again, with the same old stuff, next year, do you?

Peace,

JG

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future - From Crave at CNET UK

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes."

Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

My descendants have failed yet again! Oh, what will become of our future, if you can't get your grandson to do a simple thing like....jg


Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Teacher who inspired 'Stand and Deliver' dies

“Jaime exposed one of the most dangerous myths of our time – that inner city students can't be expected to perform at the highest levels,” Edward James Olmos said. “Because of him, that destructive idea has been shattered forever". (from here)

The math teacher at a tough East Los Angeles high school who inspired the movie "Stand and Deliver," has died. He was 79. A family friend says Jaime Escalante died Tuesday in Reno, Nev., where he was undergoing treatment for bladder cancer.

An immigrant from Bolivia, he transformed Garfield High School by motivating struggling students to tackle and excel at advanced math and science. The school had more Advanced Placement calculus students than all but three other public high schools in the country.

Edward James Olmos played Escalante in the film based on his story. Olmos says Escalante proved that inner city students can perform at the highest levels, and left an important legacy for American education.


A 1988 file shows Jaime Escalante teaching math at Garfield High 
School in Los Angeles. Associated Press
A 1988 file shows Jaime Escalante teaching math at Garfield High School in Los Angeles.

From the Wikipedia entree on Mr. Escalante:
Determined to change the status quo, Escalante had to persuade the first few students who would listen to him that they could control their futures with the right education. He promised them that the jobs would be in engineering, electronics and computers but they would have to learn math to succeed. He said to his students "I'll teach you math and that's your language. With that you're going to make it. You're going to college and sit in the first row, not the back, because you're going to know more than anybody".

 

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Welcome to Block 4!

Almost done guys! Congratulations to all those students who successfully navigated Biology I and Forensic Science I, and good luck in part two of both of those classes. 

As you should know by now, the point of this blog is to give you all some extracurricular information beyond what we talk about in class, to provide a a place to chat informally, and to offer you a chance for some extra credit.

To start off, it's easy peasy. Click on the small Comments link below (next to the email icon) and leave me a message telling me you were here (and who you are). 

For future assignments, I will have an article, an image, or a video for you to check out, and you can either leave a Comment, or email me a note at jgiacobbe_southpointe@cox.net and tell me what you think the article was about, and two important facts you learned from the article/image/video.

OK, so visit this page weekly for action, adventure, and really weird stuff! - JG

“I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing.
Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that.
So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.” 
                   - Tupac Shakur

(from Brainmysteries.com) 


Study: Today's youth aren't ego-driven slackers after all!

A research paper co-authored by Brent Donnellan, associate professor of psychology at Michigan State University, contends that today's youth aren't the antisocial slackers that previous research has made them out to be. - Michigan State University

Today's youth are generally not the self-centered, antisocial slackers that previous research has made them out to be, according to a provocative new study co-authored by a Michigan State University psychologist.

In a scientific analysis of nearly a half-million high-school seniors spread over three decades, MSU's Brent Donnellan and Kali Trzesniewski of the University of Western Ontario argue teens today are no more egotistical - and just as happy and satisfied - as previous generations.

"We concluded that, more often than not, kids these days are about the same as they were back in the mid-1970s," said Donnellan, associate professor of psychology.

The study appears in the research journal Perspectives on Psychological Science. Donnellan acknowledges that many people will be surprised by the findings, which refute previous studies classifying today's youth as selfish loafers with extremely high levels of self-esteem.

But while much previous research has relied on "convenience studies" of relatively small samples of young adults, Donnellan said, the current study analyzes the psychological profile data of 477,380 high school seniors from 1976 to 2006. The data comes from the University of Michigan's federally funded Monitoring the Future survey, which each year tracks the behaviors, attitudes and values of American students.
In other findings:
  • Today's youth are more cynical and less trusting of institutions than previous generations. But Donnellan said this is generally true of the broader population.
  • The current generation is less fearful of social problems such as race relations, hunger, poverty and energy shortages.
  • Today's youth have higher educational expectations.
Ultimately, Donnellan said, it's common for older generations to paint youth in a negative light - as lazy and self-absorbed, for example - which can perpetuate stereotypes. It can be easy, he added, to forget what it's like to grow up.

"Kids today are like they were 30 years ago - they're trying to find their place in the world, they're trying to carve out an identity, and it can be difficult," Donnellan said. "But lots of research shows that the stereotypes of all groups are much more overdrawn than the reality."

Note: This story has been adapted from a news release issued by the Michigan State University

Friday, March 19, 2010

OK, so none of you know who the hell Alex Chilton or the Box Tops were. Cool.

How about some Tubac? Now listen to the frakin' words, babies, and maybe you'll learn something from the master...JG



Thursday, March 18, 2010


By DAVE ITZKOFF
Published: March 19, 2010 - New York Times

Alex Chilton, a mercurial rock musician whose work ranged from the soul songs of the Box Tops to the multiple incarnations of his pop band Big Star, and who left a legacy more easily measured in artistic influence than in commercial impact, died on Wednesday in New Orleans, where he had been living since the 1980s. He was 59.

for the rest of the article, click here.

Chilton was one of those guys who everyone who knows anything about music admired, and many tried to emulate, but never quite made it to the "top of the pops." Still, he made some great tunes that will be listened to for decades to come - Peace Alex....jg

For a sample of his music, check this out:




Friday, March 05, 2010

By Matt Thompson
"Twilight" … in animation … with a different ending? Now that’s certainly original. You need to watch this clip that just went live on HowItShouldHaveEnded.com, a site that pokes fun at "questionable" movie endings by morphing them into a whole new storyline. The short starts off at the end of "Twilight" where Bella has been bitten and mangled by evil vampire James. She is dying, or well, uh, "turning into a vampire." All the Cullens are shown coupled around Bella in a reenactment, and it's more of a laughingstock than anything else.

The new ending has Bella turning into a bloodsucker after Edward ponders for a moment being with an old grandma while he still has the appearance of a young 17-year-old. Alice jokes she can see into the future and sees Jacob getting bigger with washboard abs, stealing Bella from Edward. With jokes from all the Cullen members, it’s very comical and makes light of one of the movie franchises that has just about everyone talking this week. (Two words: "New Moon.") HISHE, which recently partnered with Starz Digital Media, was launched in 2005 after the terrible ending of the "Flight of the Phoenix" remake coerced a few creative minds to redo the finale. Now, millions of streams later, we think it's about time they mocked the beloved vampire franchise!
What did you guys think of the clip? 


Monday, March 01, 2010

EXTRA CREDIT - OK Guys, this is your last change to get some extra credit before the block ends. Read one or more of the following articles, and write me some comments suggesting what the article is about. If you must, you can also email me your comments at jgiacobbe_southpointe@cox.net

Remember, next week is our last week of the block, so get your stuff together and get it to me yesterday. Your final exam will be Wednesday, March 10th. DON'T PANIC! (well, maybe, on the other hand, some of you should panic, and/or study harder...


Others May Know Us Better Than We Know Ourselves, Study Finds

sciencedaily.com  —  Humans have long been advised to "know thyself," but new research suggests we may not know ourselves as well as we think we do. While individuals may be more accurate at assessing their own neurotic traits, such as anxiety, it seems friends, and even strangers, are often better barometers of traits such as intelligence, creativity and extroversion.

For the rest of the article, click here

Building a More Survivable ‘Future’ for the Army

Monday, February 15, 2010

Just in case anybody missed it, this article is sarcasm, so don't have a hissy fit.  jg

Tea Party Movement Hopelessly Divided Into Enraged, Apoplectic Factions

From The Onion - February 15, 2010 | Issue 46•07
WASHINGTON—Organizers of the Tea Party movement, a group opposed to the federal government’s attempts to alleviate the ongoing financial crisis through increased spending and taxation, announced today that their members have split down reactionary lines into those who are apoplectic in regard to the Obama administration and those who are merely enraged. “This rift is absolutely irresolvable,” screamed red-faced events coordinator Daniel Hume, head of the movement’s apoplectic faction. “We believe that now is simply not the time to be irrationally furious about unprecedented economic policies that have had little more than a year to start showing any signs of effectiveness. Now is the time to be foaming-at-the-mouth, incoherently livid about them.” A third camp of angry protesters had reportedly emerged from the recent upheaval, but its entire membership tragically died from massive brain aneurysms shortly after the group formed.
Most of you won't remember these guys, but they had a significant role in my, well, lets just call it my development as a male... Requiescat in pace et in amore - jg

The Knack Lead Singer Doug Fieger Icon Dies Of Cancer
by Mitch Marconi

Despite a courageous battle against cancer, The Knack lead singer Doug Fieger lost his life today. Fieger, 57, had suffered from health problems since he was diagnosed with lung canger in 2005, and two brain tumors in 2006, but family and friends say he kept a positive attitude throughout chemotherapy and other treatments, continuing to perform whenever possible despite having lost half a lung.........

The Knack's most memorable song is 'My Sharona' which came out in 1979, and was an instant dance hit that, unlike many old disco songs, has survived the years to be played at millions of parties, by just as many cover bands......Sharona was a real girl; she and Fieger dated from 1979 to 1982, and remained pals over the years.

Members of The Knack have cancelled all dates to perform, and posted on their website: Doug Fieger August 20, 1952 - February 14, 2010 Our hearts are broken, we will miss you Doug.

Here is an amateur video of Fieger performing My Sharona onstage in 1979. May he always be remembered so full young and full of life!

Sunday, February 07, 2010

Come on guys, feed the fish, at least!

Click your mouse anywhere above and feed the poor things, they need love and attention, too!

Oh, and while you're at it, why don't you visit one of the web pages below and write an abstract of the stories there? Twenty-five extra credit points each!

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World's Biggest Snake Ate New Prehistoric Croc Species

A new, unusually small species of ancient croc found in Colombia was likely no match for the largest snake ever to slither across the Earth, a new study says.



Arizona closes most of its state parks

Wrestling with a multibillion-dollar budget deficit, Arizona decided Friday to close nearly all of its state parks, including the famed Tombstone Courthouse and Yuma Territorial Prison.


Did We Start Out As Self-Domesticated Apes?

A common and frequently correct view of biological evolutionary change is that once an adaptive trait has arisen, it is honed to ever greater states of refinement, like the ideal match between the shape of a hummingbird's beak and its flower.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Midterm Exams - Yeah!

Just a quick reminder that midterm exams are on Wednesday for all you Biology students. Get all your notes and stuff in order, and be ready to rock and roll.... email me here if you have any questions or need anything else. Good Luck!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Extra Credit Possibilities

Hi All

Read and produce a very short abstract (3-4 sentences) about any of the below articles for 25 points each (do as many as you like). Print and bring them to class, or email me at jgiacobbe_southpointe@cox.net

jg

'Astonishing' Ancient Amazon Civilization Discovery Detailed : Discovery News

Giant cattle to be bred back from extinction - Telegraph


'Mythbusters' Grant Imahara Explains Something Gross (Not Safe For Lunch) - Monkey See Blog : NPR




Monday, January 04, 2010

Welcome to Block III!

For new Biology and Forensic Science students, welcome to Block III. As we discussed in class, please visit here at least once a week for a selection of interesting articles and video to review, and of course Extra Credit for your extra efforts.

Each week (and usually more frequently) I will post at least one article or video for you to check out, and all you have to do to earn from 25 to 50 points is to read the article or watch the video, then Comment on it with one to two sentences explaining what the story was about (and include your name, so I know who the points go to). You can also email me your comments at jgiacobbe_southpointe@cox.net

For the first week of class, it's easy as pie! Just comment on this post (see the comment link below), or email me, and you get an extra 25 points. Check back next week for more new stuff....JG

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Job Well Done in Block II, and Happy Holidays to All!

I just wanted to congratulate all of you who did well this block. I appreciate all your hard work and attention to class. I hope you had some fun with our visitors (Liberty Wildlife, Lizards of the World, and Fortis and Everest Colleges) as well as on our field trips (Rio Salado Restoration Park, the Audubon Facility, and Grand Canyon University's Human Anatomy Workshop), and our many labs.

For those of you done with your high school science classes with me, I hope you learned something and can take the rational and objective thinking skills we all worked on to your future lives.

For those that I will see again, as you know, I'll be teaching my Forensic Science course next block (as well as sections of Biology I and II). For those of you into CSI, the medico-legal sciences, or even jurisprudence, I know you'll have a blast, and I look forward to all of us exploring criminilistics together.

For now, enjoy your time off, recharge your little gray cells (your brains), stay safe, and have a good and blessed holiday. If you need me, I'll be on the beach playing with the dogs and snakes, working on my tan, and thinking of new ways to blow your minds.

Peace,

Mr. G

Monday, December 07, 2009

Is there anybody out there?


Hi to all of my shiny, happy students. I'm just writing to see if any of you out there want some easy extra credit as we wrap up the block.


For Biology II students, tell me what the "The Hungry Guinea Pigs" story you read last week was about. For my Anatomy and Physiology students, tell me what the "Surface Tension" story you read last week was about.One paragraph for each description, please.



As always, either email me at jgiacobbe_southpointe@cox.net, or just post a comment below, including your name, of course...


For my Biology students, remember we have field trips to the Audubon Society facility Monday and Tuesday, so dress appropriately (warm with good walking shoes). For my Anatomy students, remember we're dissecting eyes this week, so get your coveralls and anti-eyeball juice gear ready!

peace. jg