Monday, May 31, 2010

(from The Onion)

NEW YORK—An extremely clever and creative new thing will amuse the world for two and a half weeks in June, become passé by mid-September, and wind up as a trite and infuriating cliché by Christmas, sources said Monday. "Positive reviews on Boing Boing will signal the brief 'happy' phase of this exciting new thing's existence, about 11 weeks prior to the first backlash," said Wired magazine senior writer Stephen Levy. "I look forward to watching America fall in love with, make YouTube parodies of, sour on, forget about, and groan legitimately when hackneyed late-night talk show references are made to the thing." Levy estimated that the thing's creator will earn $400,000 from licensing its image for use on T-shirts that will all be donated to Goodwill by next spring.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

This Day in Science History

On May 29 in 1898, Alfred Nobel's heirs sign a "reconciliation agreement," indicating their approval of final plans by lawyers and accountants to execute his will. The will created the Nobel Prizes, but for the 18 months following his death, it created only hassles and bitterness.
—from The Illustrated Almanac of Science, Technology, and Invention

Friday, May 21, 2010

Texas board adopts right-wing curriculum

Thanks Texas, you've given the country yet another gift! 

First it was George W, now it's ignorance, partisanship to the point of stupidity, and a smashing down of the wall between church and state. The Founding Fathers would be so proud! I'm sure Jefferson, Washington, Adams, Hamilton and Jay are rejoicing at the Texas school boards coup de grâce to rational thinking, accurate reporting of historical facts, and non-partisan intervention into our childrens' education. 

Oh, but wait, they're probably not allowed to be taught about in Texas schools now, so no one will know!

Dudes, I'm in Arizona, and I think you guys are whacked. Arizona babies, that's right, you're making us look enlightened! Thanks again, double bonus! Well, at least we don't have to worry about all those kids from Texas competing for jobs with the reality-based world. I mean, who will hire them, knowing how little they know. Sorry kids, but hey, Texas is a big state, maybe you can get a job helping George W clear brush?

OK, I know I'm being flippant and churlish about a serious issue, but I'm just pissed off, and I really feel for the majority of Texans who are good, intelligent people. Every Texan I've ever met is a fine American, but guys, come on, vote with your minds, not your hymn book. 

Also, Gov. Perry, I know you come from a very political world which dictates and parses your every move, but please, reconsider your choices for next years school board. This is the future you're playing with. America's competitive ability to advance in the world, not just some left verses right political checkers match. Do the right thing, man! Have some stones to say no to the extremists in your party. Is this the party of Lincoln?


Board Democrats accused the Republicans of a “cut-and-paste” job on the standards that included a flurry of late amendments undoing much of the work of teachers and academics who were appointed to review teams to draft the curriculum requirements last year. 

“Here we are trying to approve standards for our children that will be used for years and we are being asked to approve all these last-minute cut-and-paste proposals,” said Mary Helen Berlanga, D-Corpus Christi.“I don’t think any teacher would accept work like this,” she said. “They would have thrown this paper in the trash. We’ve done an injustice to the children of this state.” 

Board member Mavis Knight, D-Dallas, called the proposal a “travesty.”“The board has made these standards political and had little academic discussion about what students need to learn,” she said. “I am ashamed of what we have done to the students and teachers of this state.”

Another statement from the extreme right wing-nuts on the board:

Board member Cynthia Dunbar, R-Richmond, another social conservative, opened Friday’s board meeting with an invocation that referred to the U.S. and its history as a “Christian land governed by Christian principles.”“I believe no one can read the history of our country without realizing that the Good Book and the spirit of the Savior have from the beginning been our guiding geniuses,” she said. 

Again, respect to whatever savior you may choose to believe in (I read the same books you do), but your personal religious views have no place in the design of educational curriculum. The Christian Taliban has struck again, it seems.

Finally, from Salon: Educators have blasted the proposed curriculum for politicizing education. Teachers also have said the document is too long and will force students to memorize lists of names rather than thinking critically. (emphasis added)

I guess that's what they were shooting for, after all... 

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Today in Science History

On May 20 in 1747, British ship's surgeon James Lind begins an experiment on HMS Salisbury in which he strictly controlled the diets of 12 sailors with scurvy; those receiving lemons and oranges showed "sudden and visible good effects." The study is now a classic; it produced a cure for the disease that had killed millions, led to reforms in naval health practices, and shaped the fates of nations.
—from The Illustrated Almanac of Science, Technology, and Invention

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Today in Science History


On May 16 in 1988, Surgeon General C. Everett Koop declares that nicotine is addictive in ways similar to heroin and cocaine.
—from The Illustrated Almanac of Science, Technology, and Invention

Sunday, May 09, 2010

Today in Science History

On May 9 in 1794, mathematician-physicist Joseph-Louis Lagrange laments over the previous day's guillotining of Antoine Lavoisier, one of history's greatest chemists: "Only a moment to cut off that head, and a hundred years may not give us another like it." Lavoisier fell victim to the Reign of Terror in France at age 51.
—from The Illustrated Almanac of Science, Technology, and Invention

Saturday, May 01, 2010